Mr. J, Team Peeta

Mr. J found THE HUNGER GAMES by accident. I came home one day to find him nose deep, dog earring pages, "This is going to be a movie."

"It's awesome isn't it?" I had a big smile, wondering if I should tell Mr. I Am The Most Intelligent Man and Only Read Literature Or Nonfiction That Will Make Me Smarter that he was reading Young Adult.

A few months later I came home to find an empty Amazon box on the counter and Mr. J nose deep in CATCHING FIRE.

"What the hell?"

"Shhhh.. I'm reading. Before you."

"You suck."

"I would kill you in the hunger games."

"Whatever."

For the next two days Mr. J hid the book from me and tried to ruin the plot in his trademark way, "Katniss just gave Peeta a BJ."

"Impossible."

"She's a little slut."

"Right."

A few hours later he closed the book, "Want to know how it ends?"

"Nope."

"Well, I will tell you that Katniss gave Peeta the butt love."

I laughed so hard tears streamed down my cheeks, "That is impossible. It's Young Adult."

"What? I'm reading kid's books?!"

I made sure that MOCKINGJAY was delivered to my office. I came home today and took my eyes off of it for three seconds and the above is what transpired. I had to chase him around the island (those pics are super blurry) and finally took him down with a Flying Monkey Punch to the solar plexus.

Bitch, that's my book.

Happy reading to me!